Noob

“8a sas kanw me ta 1000 kremidakia.”

- 0$<4®_w1ld gia tous n00bades

“Ean einai n00b, me endiaferei.”

- sn00by για t0n o$c@r W!ld3

Νουμπάς h alliws n00bas einai autos p dn 3erei n paizei to game. Proerxetai apo tin aggliki le3i newbie p gia kapoion elliniko logo legetai n00bas. Polles fores i frasi xrisimopoieitai xwris na exei kapoio idiatero noima apla gia na meiwsei ton allon.

Xrhseis ths le3hs

• "ti n00bas eisai ec agori m?"
• "kla polu n00bia exei pesei ston server."
• "koita ton n00ba me tn DC pws xairetai." (lineage II)
• "kla n00bas eisai mwre? niwse ligo..."
• "ti milas re n00ba ena vortex eisai..." (lineage II)
• "eniwses silence +30 n00baki?" (lineage II)
• "re n00bi ti tou kaneis heal , ex8ros einai ! (lineage ll , Wow , Dota (k polla paixnidia opou kikloforei h mastiga twn n00bs)
• "pare gurdian bunbun re skaton00bo (Hello Kitty Island Adventure)

H katara twn n00b

Ektos tou oti milane panta se gr33kl1sh, oi n00bades dn kseroun tipote allo. Apolutws! Etsi, otan mpainoun se kana mmorpg olo mpainoun sto chat kai rwtane, "afto pws to kanw?" to allo pws to kanw?" katalhgontas etsi na spane ta nevra olwn twn xrhstwn. Giati einai spasimo, re c, pws to lene, na se rwtane pws ginete to ena kai pws to allo. De leei ,re mlk!

Parallages

• n00bodiaria
• n00biastika
• n00boulini
• n00bidio
• n00boklaniaris
• n00bia
• n00biskos
• n00bakia
• n00bofatsa
• n00bidi
• palion00bas
• palion00bidi
• palion00bo
• palion00bidi
• palion00bakias
• poutson00bo
• n00biko
• skaton00bo
• n00bina tou eleous
• n00badiko
• n00baklas
• nabb(bbbb...)
• upern00bas
• n00bidion (g tous arxaious)
• n00baros
• grand n00b
• N0000000000B
• PETAN00B
• N00Bitches

N00b-Tr1v1@

A, ksexasame na sas poume oti h le3ei xrhsimopoeite k apo anor8ografous an sinantisete "nub" h "nob" (an k uparxoun periptwseis gia tous zitianous "noblesse plz")
enas n00b emfanisthke kai sto mortal kombat kai legotan n00b saibot, alla dn yparxoyn apodeikseis oti einai n00b ki aftos, mono pws einai n00b epeidh etsi ton vaftise h kouniada tou
oi n00bades exoun kataklusei olo to internets kai kanoun tous experts na eknevrizontai
(afto sas to eipame hdh, alla h epanalhpsh mhthr pasas nosou kai pasas malakias amhhhhhhhhn)

n00bz_sti_frikipaideia

• n00blord
• n00b_destroyer
• n00bmaster
• sn00by
• An00bis
• n00bTube
• supercalifranglisticexpialin00bistikomeg
• NaBz0r
• NeoN00b
• AnonN00b

Parakalountai oi loipoi n00bades na dhlwsoun summetoxh.

Shmeiologia

Sumfwna me ton ka8hghth tou panepisthmiou tou bounten-sphxen aoub, kurio doktwra Johan Tsavdaridis, h xrhsh twn duo mhdenikwn (n00b) sth lexh n00b apo tous idious tous n00b parapempei stous duo orxeis. 8ewreitai san mia uposuneidhth antidrash tou atomou n00b, pou ustera apo toso polu brisimo pou exei faei gia tiw apisteftes malakies pou exei kanei, tupou tim-kiling (TK), Block-bilding, Finding k.l.p. Ftanei sto shmeio na apeu8un8ei, asuneideita, stous sumpaiktes tou kai na tous pei laikisti:

«...kai ego sta arxidia mou sas exw grammenous.»
«...Malakes...»